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On Me and Mute

Love in a Heatwave Climate

On Me

by Caroline Lamb

Mute

by Emily Glaze

Festival of New Theatre, at Questors Studio, Ealing until 23rd July

Review by Andrew Lawston

The Questors Studio is a black box of air-conditioned solace on the hottest day of the year until the next day.  A crowd of theatregoers has braved the heatwave, only to step inside the auditorium and breathe a deep sigh of relief at the blanket of cool air that cocoons them throughout two brand new plays.  Festival Producer Alex McDevitt gives a short introduction to the evening, including the fact that three of the five plays selected – from over three hundred submissions – were written by women, including the two that we are about to see.

Other than the writers’ gender, however, these are two very different pieces.

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Jack and the Beanstalk

Jill Beats the Beanstalk

Jack and the Beanstalk

by Louis Rayneau

Future Spotlight Productions at Kidzania London, Westfield, Shepherd’s Bush, then streaming on Broadway on Demand from 22nd July, prior to UK cinema release.

Review by Viola Selby

KidZania is a world of its own, a kingdom for the kids to try out so many different careers and become inspired for their future; and this is just what this musical film production of Jack and the Beanstalk is, a true inspiration for rising and new talent and the magic that can be achieved with such a capable and confident cast and crew in just two days of filming.  It is a refreshingly modern twist on the much loved classic.

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Clorinda Agonistes

Souls, Struggles, and Spin

Clorinda Agonistes

by Shobana Jeyasingh, music by Claudio Monteverdi and Kareem Roustom

Shobana Jeyasingh Dance and Sadler’s Wells at The Grange Festival, The Grange, Northington until 14th July, then on tour until 16th November

World Premiere.   Part of Baroque Counterpoint

Review by Mark Aspen

Crusade is a word that must nowadays be used with great circumspection.  Cultures have now become less polarised, but in 1591 when the Italian epic poet Torquato Tasso wrote his Gerusalemme liberata, he took an entirely different approach.  A poem about the Siege of Jerusalem in 1099 and the First Crusade, it is highly romanticised and weaves in an imaginative mythology.  The spin is doctored towards the European standpoint.

Choreographer Shobana Jeyasingh’s new work Clorinda Agonistes focusses in on one character of Tasso’s twenty canto poem, the Muslim maiden warrior Clorinda.  It contrasts and compares the Clorinda of 1099 with women, Clorindas, in the Middle East in 2022.  At a time when cultures are (trying to become) more integrated, this could be a polemic on religious identity or on feminism.   It is neither.  It is a balanced, inspired and powerfully gripping account and one that asks more questions than it answers.

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A Plague on All Your Houses

We’re All Doomed; Or Are We?

A Plague on All Your Houses

by Marcia Kelson

Angels Wings, Bitesize Festival at the Riverside Studios, Hammersmith until 16th July

Review by Nick Swyft

In the same way that if you start reading a medical handbook, you find out that you have everything in the book, apart from the Preface, I came away from this play feeling quite ill, which probably meant that the play worked.  (I’m better now, thanks for asking!)

Now part of the July-long BiteSize Festival,  A Plague on All Your Houses is written by Marcia Kelson, who was longlisted for the Papatango prize in 2016 and 2017.  She also won the Best Newcomer award at the Brighton Fringe in 2021. 

Using various scenes throughout history, we learnt some interesting facts, which were cleverly woven together to show that however people reacted in, say, 1500 BC that we react in the same way today.  For example a couple stranded on a cruise ship off Sicily in 2020 at the start of the Covid outbreak had to remain on board, as did the crews of the plague ships who tried to land there in 1347, on pain of death: a sobering thought.  Some facts were just interesting in their own right.  For example, despite living through a plague-ridden era equally affecting the theatres of the time, Shakespeare never used it as a plot device in any of his plays!  (Although the word “plague” is referred to 105 times.)

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The Four Seasons

Spring Forth

The Four Seasons

by Jenna Lee, music by Max Richter adapted from Antonio Vivaldi

and Don Quixote, Grand Pas de Deux

by Marius Petitpa, music by Ludwig Minkus

New English Ballet Theatre at The Grange Festival, The Grange, Northington until 14th July

Part of Baroque Counterpoint

Review by Mark Aspen

The Grange, in its idyllic setting in a pastoral bowl in the Hampshire countryside, is reflective place to be in these days leading up to what is largely expected to be the hottest period in recorded history for these islands.   On press night, black ties are being shed for silk cravats.  Looking out across parkland, lakes and woods, however, nature seems still at peace beneath the shimmering air.

Will it look like this in three months’ time, in six months?  Did it look like this three months ago?  Of course not.  And as the temperature rises, we give thanks for the seasons.

In 1717 Antonio Vivaldi could have been looking out on the countryside in Lombardy or the Veneto and equally thanking God for the seasons.  He was clearly inspired to write his best-known work, the group of four violin concerti known as Le quattro stagioni (The Four Seasons and maybe he also wrote the accompanying four sonnets which follow the music in poetry. 

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The Yeomen of the Guard

Song to Sing

The Yeomen of the Guard

by Arthur Sullivan libretto by W.S. Gilbert

The Grange Festival, The Grange, Northington until 8th July

Review by Mark Aspen

Is there something Shakespearean about WS Gilbert’s libretto in The Yeomen of the Guard?  There are changed identities, an improbable disguise, wooing by subterfuge, a philosophical fool and an ending involving three marriage proposals. 

Is there something Wagnerian about Arthur Sullivan’s music in The Yeomen of the Guard?  There are touches of grand opera rivalling Verdi, of symphonic style Mendelsohn-like passages, of the classical style of Mozart.

Yes to both these questions, but Sullivan also has folk song, shanties, dance music and musical acrobatics.  All work seamlessly and congruently together.  Gilbert has his trademark wit, patter songs, and satire (lightly touched.) 

The Yeomen of the Guard pulls all these together with homogeneity.  Nothing jars.  It’s all very civilised, and very English.  Yet, although it may be fun, there hovering under the surface is the dark shadow of reality.  Hence, it is perhaps the most subtle of the G&S canon, and is widely regarded as their best collaboration. 

The Grange Festival production respects, and indeed enhances, this subtlety without losing the joy of the genre, avoiding caricature without losing its sense of self-parody.

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Wildcat’s Last Waltz

Cat Walk on the Wild Side

Wildcat’s Last Waltz

by Kelly Hunter and Joshua Welch 

Joshua Welch Company, Bitesize Festival at Riverside Studios, Hammersmith until 10th July

Review by Gill Martin

A potty-mouthed widow might look prissy in pink but her opening line of ‘I hate fucking dusting’ sums up her anarchic approach to life. 

She also hates her bingo-playing mother-in-law to the same degree as she adores her late husband Geoffrey.

Joshua Welch stars and brings Wildcat’s Last Waltz to Hammersmith’s Riverside Studio’s Bitesize Festival with director Kelly Hunter.

In his hilarious depiction of an ageing Fitness Queen who could give Joe Wicks a run for his money (although she’s more of the Green Goddess generation) Welch sports a Mrs Merton style grey permed wig, rouge pink make-up to match pink striped skirt and cardie.

She longs for another 52 years of wedded bliss with a husband who showed his devotion by scratching the dry skin off her feet with a Stanley knife.  No greater love …

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Moral Panic

Cut to the Chase

Moral Panic

by Stuart Warwick

Blue Dog Theatre, Bitesize Festival at Riverside Studios, Hammersmith until 10th July

Review by Gill Martin

You only have to look at the titles of the offerings at the Bitesize Festival playing at Hammersmith’s Riverside Studios to know you are in for a smorgasbord of treats.

I am the Bomb; Bad Sex; Boris Live; Boorish Trumpson; The Man who lives under the Bed; A Plague on All your Houses; Impromptu Shakespeare – they should give you a flavour.

Comedy, drag, dance, music, dark drama and audience participation are all on the menu. The invite runs: Come for an hour, an evening, a week.  Leave inspired.

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As Real as Anything

Break Down Recovery

As Real as Anything

by Andrew Cartmel

Thursday Theatre at the Hen and Chickens, Highbury until 9th July

Review by Heather Moulson

Things looked promising as we came in to a set dominated by a sofa, surrounded by vibrant art on the walls, and an inevitable drinks table, reminiscent of Abigail’s Party, an emphasis that this was someone’s home, and a backdrop for tension.  The home in As Real as Anything is that of theatrical professionals, Duncan and Gwen.  The setting also gave a promising entrance by the highly watchable Alasdair Shanks’ Duncan, a floundering theatre director bickering with his wife, Gwen, a producer … and also on shaky ground.  Gwen was played by Rosie Edwards, who despite giving a skilled performance, seemed too young for the role.  However, this did not hold back her strong stage presence   

We were joined by weekend guests, Jake and Rosie, a playwright and actor respectively.  This couple of characters were also on shaky ground. All four stars were dimming and desperation was passed round like canapés.    Denim-clad Jake, played by Jamie Hutchins, went all out to be an enfant terrible working-class writer, while his spouse, played by Kelsey Short, was the actor desperate to recapture former stardom.  However while this was beautifully done, it bordered on hardness.     

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Silent Lines

Liquid Limber Light  

Silent Lines

by Richard Maliphant, music by Dave Price after Georges Bizet

Russell Maliphant Dance Company at Richmond Theatre until 5th July

Review by Suzanne Frost

My one time boss, a brilliant and successful CEO and mother of two, used to say you always bring your whole person to work.  Of course your performance in your job is impacted by whatever is going on in your life at that moment, and being a critic is no different.  How you react to a performance has much to do with profane things such as how you got here, how comfortable your seat is, how busy your mind.  I arrived at the Richmond Theatre in this particular instance barely two minutes before curtain-up, having handed over my newborn to my husband in the hallway in a mad dash handover, running to catch the train while my phone beeped frantically with breaking news alerts of the crumbling government.  I have no time to read programme notes so enter the Maliphant universe with a blank open mind. 

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